People are fascinated by my booty, that great big delicious junk in my trunk. Being Australian, it is a rare asset in this country which errs on the side of long straight lines as opposed to formidable mountainous curves. Suffice to say, there are alot of interesting things about my ass that may give you a giggle. Here are five fun facts about my butt…
48″ in diameter
At it’s widest point, my ass is 48″ in diameter. That is… sizeable. I have the classic eastern European build; German and sturdy. To see it measured in real time, check out my FREE Clip on PornHub titled “The World According To Rem Sequence #12.” In my series of vlogs, I measure my butt several times, but this is the most recent one. Proof that I do not lie.
it has dimples
This may come as quite a shock to you, but cellulite in women is extremely natural. From my understanding, it is the way that our bodies store fat to help with the process of bearing children. Aside from cellulite, my butt has a whole lot of other dimples. There is one I know is quite low on my right butt cheek and when I clench my ass, it is definitely visible (you can tell that I look at my ass alot, right?). You can see it in a multitude of my vids, but the one where you can see it the best is probably “Big Ass Pop and Jiggle.” This clip features several minutes of me clenching my ass with my legs spread wide with the camera being deliciously close. Grab it on ManyVids for $2.99 today.
pants are hard to find
There is a reason I love pants made of stretchy material. The reality is that pants which are made of other types of fabric just do not fit comfortably. I have a small waist, big ass and long legs. If that doesn’t sound like a nightmare to you, trust me, clothes shopping is not my favourite thing! However, I do love really tight pants as long as they have some strectch in them; yoga pants, tights, leggings. In “MILF Ass Worship”, I put on and take off multiple pairs of tight pants, just to show you how ridiculous things can get. Check it out on ManyVids today.
I can’t twerk…
This ass looks like it can bounce around at a million miles an hour. But the truth is that I really do not know how to twerk! I am slowly learning, but it is a hard and painful process. In another episode of “The World According To Rem Sequence”, you can sit in and watch as I show you my (nonexistent) skills. Like all my other vlog episodes, it is totally FREE to view on PornHub so check it out today.
But i can make it clap
I may not be able to get the perfect twerk happening (yet) but this booty has its very own audience that provides a standing ovation every time I begin to get it bouncing. This used to really embarrass me but now I realise it is a very natural talent that not many people have access to. And guess what? I have a number of clips where you can see my natural talent at work, including “PAWG Ass Clapping.” This whole clip is dedicated to the applause that my ass provides and is a very beautiful thing. Get it on ManyVids today for $9.99.
Do you have any questions about my booty? I love hearing from my fans, so feel free to drop me an email at anytime: remsequence@gmail.com
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